Examzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

Here they come again, the entire campus seems dull again(as though it isn't enough), people suddenly end conversations abruptly,they move around with sulking faces temper rising high, there is no tea-time stair-case Bhatgiri............
Hope it wears off soon, a week more then we shall again see people liven up a bit.
ANYWAYS BEST OF LUCK FOR THE MID-SEMS...

Stop hiding behind this guise!!!!!

If you really have the guts to charge somebody with facts then do it with a your own identification there is no point hiding behind a fake id.We have not made this blog for people who spread rumors without having the courage to let everybody know who they are.
I hope the one in question understands that this is for him or her.And this is not a forum to discuss your personal differences you have other forums and modes to do so. We are not interested in such affairs.If you really want the world to know then please do not use disguise.

Thanks

Thank You every one for such a good response for the polls, hope you liked it. Awaiting more suggestions for polls.

The Clash Of The Titans

As the judgment day is closes in, so does the enthusiasm of the players gain strength. It's been quiet sometime that the faculty have met their match. Rumors run high that ex-students Nit-Ranjan & Abhishek are going to join hands with the faculty but this has only but added fuel to the enthusiasm of Albert and his team.
As far as the experts say Jai-shiv has planned to get the mid-sems canceled with his furious pace.It will be a tough time for Pandey-ji and his reputation,people are confident that finally there is going to be some competition this time and Pandey ji is going to meet his match.
Yet there is nothing from the rest of the students, everyone seems too bogged down by the upcoming mid-sems but then there is time for that, the match is a week before that and the mood among the team-members seems to be do or die this time. People if you are worried about the exams better find some time and support the team, give some incentives to Jai-shiv and may be you won't have to appear another exams for the next 2 months......Hope the faculty returns back in one piece.
And its not just about this, the players would always like some support from us, they are really toiling hard to get even and gain their lost pride.Hope everyone finds some time out not only just on the day of the match but also otherwise to cheer for the team.
JOKES APART LETS SEE HOW MANY OF YOU THINK THAT WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT THIS TIME, WE START COUNTING POLLS AGAIN...............

Aafreen Aafreen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the spring effect? Is it the rain effect? How are the breakfast queues getting longer? From where did this mass of fellow beings (non-canine, non-squirrelly, non-birdy) come from? Or is it suddenly that the morning Swagats to classes have been too tempting? Or seeing Mukh(s) of some people has suddenly become very enticing? Or is did some Vegue Chetna awaken these people to the beauties of the morning? Did so many people ever live in ISI mornings?

Or is it the smell of vadas, chola-bhatura, egg-bread-dalia and fruit salads that calls these beings out of their bed and abodes? Naaa.... it is the ‘DAA’ effect. While the kids ran the mess with packages and khichdi – the real men run it with schemes. Banned – discounts, unless it come with timely payments of your mess bills. So suddenly everyone is conscious of the meals they have paid and are not eating. They are present at breakfasts, chai round 1, lunch, chai round 2, chai round 3, dinner!!! There is first order price discrimination – the richer customers (Research Fellows) pay more than the others. Not only are the meals and the menus amazing, but so is the mood of the appetizingly nourished people. I don’t know what I am more fida on – DAA's modus operandi or their carte du jour (‘menu’ in English)!

Is it any wonder that DAA happened to be budding aces of social choice, game and micro? With each passing meal, my admiration for these men grows by thalis and katoris! Great plays gentlemen – hats off DAdA!!!!

PS: Just got tired of praising them every day. So dedicating this piece to DAA mess-managers!!!

what thou should know

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher,the brewer,or the baker that we expect our dinner...

but from their regard to their own interest...

Letter to the Bow-wow's Beloved

Dear "Animal Lover"

This is to state that I am a Homo sapiens resident of the old hostel. Off late I have noticed that you have been procreating quite conspicuously. In fact, this morning I found myself touched by your all encompassing animal love, when I saw my hands feeding Britannia biscuits to the puppies in the lawns, from my room in the first floor.

I am sure it must be extremely entertaining/satiating/orgasming to expand the Animals Lovers clan. But you see, I am terrified, psychologically and pathologically affected by animals. The fear of animals, especially canines, was rooted in me when a dog licked my two month old self. (The incident is still too raw to write on!) Ever since I have been running away from canines of any size, shape and age. I feel traumatized on seeing cur excreta on my floor doorways, on seeing new cur dinner-mates, on seeing them running around the trees and me.

I do humbly acknowledge that I am in no way close to being the recipient of the compassion that you bestow on your canines. I am not as faithful with tail wagging loyalty as they are. Nor do I induce any desire of petting or fondling that their furry skin calls for. Nor am I holdable on your lap or arms. Nor is my sleeping/eating an activity to be monitored and watched. Nor are my eyes and nose coochy-coo-able, rather are be-spectacled and watery.

However, I would request you to expand your love to other animals like me. Please express your love for canines behind the walls, or at least let your aficionado know that ONLY YOU love it and NOT ME! Can you also teach it some toilet manners? Also a word or two on the birds and the bees talk. Soon, in the next breeding season, these youngsters might start mating indiscriminately.

I hope you would understand my unstable frame of mind. My Chinese Therapist is trying to help me like dogs by introducing me to xiāng ròu.

Looking forward to your co-operation and a positive reply.

Yours sincerely....